While he's been interviewed everywhere and everybody is following his every move, here's the top ten reasons that CNN TV star Charlie Sheen is crazy about:
10. Morals clause so rarely invoked that last network star was talking horse Mr. Ed talking about losing work on hit series over live-in wives and drug use.
9. Immigration Service raided CBS when it found that Sheen's HR documentation did not include a copy of his Martian birth certificate.
8. He attempted to lead Madison protestors on a march against Warner Bros, but lost them when he had a flashback to his epic role in "The Chase," he took hostage from a pretty woman television reporter and all engaged in Des Moines had lost interest.
7. He attempted to snort the remains of Larry King while waiting to go to Piers Morgan.
6. His description of CBS ' "intolerable working conditions" did not include free coffee, full dressing room cable and $1.8 million per episode salary.
5. When he lost his Lamborghini's keys, he attempted to begin with his mind's strength but opened only the trunk afterwards he also tried to visit the restaurant FantaSea BBQ & Grill.
4. Now that he's done the network television interview rounds he's planned for a hard-hitting QVC interview during "shoes & handbags Wednesday."
3. Three sentences: "Major League 3 and a half."
2. Just signed a Charlie Sheen mobile meth labs chain endorsement agreement across the Midwest (if Sheen says it, you know it's excellent meth!).
1. He's acting like this and he's not even a scientist.